Monthly Archives: December 2015

RIP Lemmy!

Ian FraserLemmyKilmister (24 December 1945 – 28 December 2015) was an English musician, singer, and songwriter who founded and fronted the rock band Motörhead. His music was a distinctive part of the heavy metal genre.

There are few distinctive voices in Rock and Roll… you hear it and immediately know who it is… for me, Geddy Lee and Lemmy were the two that always stuck as truly unique.

Ace of Spades!

No resolutions for me…

No Resolutions

RIP “Meadowlark” Lemon

George "Meadowlark" Lemon III (April 25, 1932 – December 27, 2015)

George “Meadowlark” Lemon III (April 25, 1932 – December 27, 2015)

The world’s most famous basketball prankster, George “Meadowlark” Lemon of the Harlem Globetrotters, has died at age 83.

Wikipedia Link

His Website

50 most famous cars from the last 50 years

Calvin Resolutions

Calvin Resolutions

Star Wars Main Theme – Single by Galactic Empire

And she’s done it before…

Weather girl slips in all Star Wars movie titles…

Nearly Dead Kitten Found Frozen in the Snow and SAVED!

How to reload the largest combat jet gun

Back to normal…

Downloading the Internet

Political Correctness

“Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

World’s 1st Supersonic Private Jet

Merry Christmas

Christmas Tree

Do you see the panda?


Do you see the panda?

Kegmas Tree

Kegmas Tree

Reindeer Brakes

Reindeer Brakes

Christmas Kitties

Christmas Kitties

Vodka Christmas Cake

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.

Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!

  • 1 cup sugar,
  • 1 tsp. baking powder,
  • 1 cup water,
  • 1 tsp. salt ,
  • 1 cup brown sugar,
  • Lemon juice,
  • 4 large eggs,
  • Nuts,
  • 1 bottle Vodka (your choice),
  • 2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar.

Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.

Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the Vodka.

Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the dog……