Category Archives: Humor

I never understood…

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Halloween Humor

Candy Corn CannibalismHappy Halloween!

Said the Obverse…

Said the Obverse to the Reverse
“You are evil, mad, and perverse”
Said the Reverse to the Obverse
“Neener neener you’re far worse”
Never knowing they were joined
Being two sides of one coin.

A Gem From the ‘Net

Gazebo ('nuff said)

Gazebo ('nuff said)

Thanks, Mr. Gartin

Darth Valice in Wonderland

Darth Valice in Wonderland

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Bang Your Head!

Bang Your Head

Yup! Been one of those days!

Laser Pen Usage Graph

Laser Pen Usage Graph

I have a bug

Somethings buggy around here!

Moses, stop it!

Moses, stop it!

Prepare for Otter Annihilation

Prepare for Otter Annihilation

feeln’ philoslothical

feeln' philoslothical

If you can’t make me thin…

Make my friends fat

iPad “under the covers”

iPad etch-a-sketch

Happy Birthday, Emoticon :-)

emoticon smile

An emoticon is a facial expression pictorially represented by punctuation and letters, usually to express a writer’s mood. Emoticons are often used to alert a responder to the tenor or temper of a statement, and can change and improve interpretation of plain text. The word is a portmanteau word of the English words emotion and icon. In web forums, instant messengers and online games, text emoticons are often automatically replaced with small corresponding images, which came to be called emoticons as well. Certain complex character combinations can only be accomplished in a double-byte language, giving rise to especially complex forms, sometimes known by their romanized Japanese name of kaomoji.

The use of emoticons can be traced back to the 19th century, and they were commonly used in casual and/or humorous writing. Digital forms of emoticons on the Internet were included in a proposal by Scott Fahlman of Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in a message on September 19, 1982.

A fine tax

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Will work for bandwidth

Will work for bandwidth

Nerdspawn

Nerdspawn

You Sank My Battleship!

You Sank My Battleship!

I Iz Ten Stories Up!

French KISS

French KISS