Category Archives: Quotations

To Quote Harry Morgan

Posted on January 22, 2014 by James| Comments Off on To Quote Harry Morgan

“A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.”

-Harry Morgan

Posted on January 13, 2014 by James| Comments Off on Ronnie Shakes

“After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, ‘No hablo ingles.'”

Posted on August 6, 2013 by James| Comments Off on Emo Phillips

“At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.”

Posted on July 31, 2013 by James| Comments Off on Sir Barnett Cocks

“A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.”