Author Archives: James

Cold

My friend was cold, so I told her to stand in the corner of the room.  They’re always 90 degrees!

Pony Express Debuts

On this day in 1860, the first Pony Express mail, traveling by horse and rider relay teams, simultaneously leaves St. Joseph, Missouri, and Sacramento, California. Ten days later, on April 13, the westbound rider and mail packet completed the approximately 1,800-mile journey and arrived in Sacramento, beating the eastbound packet’s arrival in St. Joseph by two days and setting a new standard for speedy mail delivery. Although ultimately short-lived and unprofitable, the Pony Express captivated America’s imagination and helped win federal aid for a more economical overland postal system. It also contributed to the economy of the towns on its route and served the mail-service needs of the American West in the days before the telegraph or an efficient transcontinental railroad.

The Pony Express debuted at a time before radios and telephones, when California, which achieved statehood in 1850, was still largely cut off from the eastern part of the country. Letters sent from New York to the West Coast traveled by ship, which typically took at least a month, or by stagecoach on the recently established Butterfield Express overland route, which could take from three weeks to many months to arrive. Compared to the snail’s pace of the existing delivery methods, the Pony Express’ average delivery time of 10 days seemed like lightning speed.

The Pony Express Company, the brainchild of William H. Russell, William Bradford Waddell and Alexander Majors, owners of a freight business, was set up over 150 relay stations along a pioneer trail across the present-day states of Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah, Nevada and California. Riders, who were paid approximately per week and carried loads estimated at up to 20 pounds of mail, were changed every 75 to 100 miles, with horses switched out every 10 to 15 miles. Among the riders was the legendary frontiersman and showman William “Buffalo Bill” Cody (1846-1917), who reportedly signed on with the Pony Express at age 14. The company’s riders set their fastest time with Lincoln’s inaugural address, which was delivered in just less than eight days.

The initial cost of Pony Express delivery was for every half-ounce of mail. The company began as a private enterprise and its owners hoped to gain a profitable delivery contract from the U.S. government, but that never happened. With the advent of the first transcontinental telegraph line in October 1861, the Pony Express ceased operations. However, the legend of the lone Pony Express rider galloping across the Old West frontier to deliver the mail lives on today

How I Learned to Mind My Own Business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, “13… 13… 13…”

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on…

Some idiot poked me in the eye with his finger!

Then they started shouting, “14… 14… 14…”!

Geek Gang Signs

Geek Gang Signs

Mental Healthcare vs. Gun Laws

Mental Healthcare vs Guns

I try to not to be political, but this is just too accurate a scenario.

Gun for Liberals

Gun for Liberals

Gun Ownership

Gun Ownership

You Saw Nothing

You Saw Nothing

Work Flow Chart

Work Flow Chart

Zipper Pond

Zipper Pond

Buff Snowman

Buff Snowman

Bizarro: I’m Stuffed

Bizarro: I'm Stuffed

Self-propelled Flowers

Self-Propelled Flowers

Obnoxious Gurgling Noises

Obnoxious Gurgling Noises

Jenga – Your Turn

Jenga - Your Turn

Mid-America Truck Show!

2012 Mid-America Trucking Show  |  March 21 – 23, 2013  |  Louisville, KY at the Kentucky Exposition Center

Mid-America Truck Show

Official Site

Light Beer

Light Beer

RIP Arthur C. Clarke

Sir Arthur Charles Clarke, (December 16, 1917 – March 19, 2008) was a British science fiction author, inventor, and futurist, most famous for his novel 2001: A Space Odyssey, and for collaborating with director Stanley Kubrick on the film of the same name.

Wikipedia Article

Knightmare

Knight Mare

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Happy St. Patrick's Day