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RIP John Ritter

John Ritter

Jonathan Southworth “John” Ritter (September 17, 1948 – September 11, 2003)

 

John Ritter was an American actor, voice over artist and comedian perhaps best known for having played Jack Tripper and Paul Hennessy in the ABC sitcoms Three’s Company and 8 Simple Rules, respectively. He is also known for being the voice of the title character Clifford in the PBS television series Clifford the Big Red Dog. Don Knotts called him the “Greatest physical comedian on the planet”.  Ritter died at the age of 54 from an aortic dissection.

From starring on The Waltons, to 8 Simple Rules, we enjoyed his smile, humor, and style.  He even guest starred on M*A*S*H!

Wikipedia Article

And so it began…

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.

The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.

So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey.

Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area”.

The king was polite and considerate, he replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional, and I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.”
So they did.

However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once!

Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.” So instead, the King hired the donkey on the spot.

And thus began the ancient practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions…

How to Measure a Rough Day

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Science!

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Energy Time

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The Element of Surprise

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Square Root

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Avoid Injury

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Soft Dalek

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Iron Droid

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Star Trex

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Planthopper Nymphs

Star Wars family day

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Baby miniature horse chasing a person

Ripley’s

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Stealth Cucumber

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20 Biggest Plot Holes…

1. That Jesus character was killed off and now he’s back? I don’t get it.

2. So let me get this straight… These American guys acquire this super-weapon that ultimately ended a massive war in a previous season… but this ‘super-weapon’ is never used again in all the later wars they get into? I have a strong feeling that they are going to be used in the series finale, everyone knows they have to use them at some point.

3. How the f**k did we go from the first airplane to landing on the moon in 66 years? That’s some rushed development.

(Update 12/19/23 List was removed from site, sorry)

To quote Charles M. Shulz

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”/ Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.””

It’s Gonna Be a Busy Day

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Nine Years

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