Monthly Archives: January 2015

RIP Little Jimmy Dickens

 

Little Jimmy Dickens (December 19, 1920 – January 2, 2015)

Little Jimmy Dickens (December 19, 1920 – January 2, 2015)

James Cecil Dickens, better known as Little Jimmy Dickens, was an American country music singer famous for his humorous novelty songs, his small size, 4’11” (150 cm), and his rhinestone-studded outfits (which he is given credit for introducing into country music live performances). He started as a member of the Grand Ole Opry in 1948 and became a member of the Country Music Hall of Fame in 1983. At the time of his death, he was the oldest living member of the Grand Ole Opry.

Dickens was hospitalized after a stroke on December 25, 2014, days after his last appearance on the Opry to mark his birthday. He died of cardiac arrest on January 2, 2015, at the age of 94.

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Perfect 9-dart 501 run

Adrian Lewis accomplished a rare televised perfect nine-dart finish at the 2015 PDC World Darts Championships this week.

My Email is a Monster

Click to see entire cartoon.

Click to see entire cartoon.

24, count ’em…

24 C-130 Hercules transports buzz-sawing their way down the runway at Dyess Air Force Base during the USAF's latest Joint Forcible Entry Exercise.

24 C-130 Hercules transports buzz-sawing their way down the runway at Dyess Air Force Base during the USAF’s latest Joint Forcible Entry Exercise.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

William Rapaport of the University of Buffalo (naturally) devised the construction in 1972. How can it possibly be correct? First, let’s look at the sentence with his original capitalization:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Esther Inglis-Arkell of io9 unpacks its meaning:

“So, buffalo who live in Buffalo (e.g., at the Buffalo Zoo, which does, indeed, have buffalo), and who are buffaloed (in a way unique to Buffalo) by other buffalo from Buffalo, themselves buffalo (in the way unique to Buffalo) still other buffalo from Buffalo.”

The sentence relies on a few tricks. The first is that “buffalo” is a verb as well as a noun and the name of a place. To buffalo someone is to confuse or fluster a person. There’s also a missing “that.” Under normal circumstances, we can sometimes drop a “that” from a sentence, as long as the nouns still make the meaning clear. For example, “things I knock down don’t get back up,” and “things that I knock down don’t get back up,” are equally clear. All-buffalo sentences muddle it up a bit.

Rapaport wrote it for a philosophy class experiment when he was in graduate school.

Two Prawns

Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea, two prawns were swimming around. One was called Justin and the other, Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, ‘I’m fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.’

A large mysterious cod suddenly appeared and said, ‘Your wish is granted.’

Lo and behold, Justin instantly turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin began to realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. So, while swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn!

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn’t see his old pal.

‘Where’s Christian?’ he asked.
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Happy Birthday, J.R.R. Tolkien

In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit.

JRR Tolkien is best known as the author of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. He was a professor of Anglo-Saxon language at Oxford from 1925 to 1945, and of English language and literature, also at Oxford, from 1945 to 1959.

JRR Tolkien

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien CBE (January 3, 1892 – September 2, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Isaac Asimov

All hail the birthday of Dr. Isaac Asimov, born this day in 1920.
Isaac Asimov

Isaac Asimov (c. January 2, 1920 – April 6, 1992)

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Dr. Isaac Asimov was a Russian-born American Jewish author and biochemist, a highly successful and exceptionally prolific writer best known for his works of science fiction and for his popular science books. Asimov’s most famous work is the Foundation Series, which was part of one of his two major series, the Galactic Empire Series, later merged with his other famous story arc, the Robot series. He also wrote mysteries and fantasy, as well as a great amount of non-fiction. Asimov wrote or edited more than 500 volumes and an estimated 90,000 letters or postcards, and he has works in every major category of the Dewey Decimal System except Philosophy. Asimov was by consensus a master of the science-fiction genre and, along with Robert A. Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke, was considered to be one of the “Big Three” science-fiction writers during his lifetime.

Most of Asimov’s popularized science books explain scientific concepts in a historical way, going back as far as possible to a time when the science in question was at its simplest stage. He often gives nationalities, birth dates and death dates for the scientists he mentions, as well as etymologies and pronunciation guides for technical terms.

The Three Laws of Robotics (often shortened to The Three Laws or Three Laws) are a set of rules devised by the science fiction author Isaac Asimov and later added to. The rules were introduced in his 1942 short story “Runaround”, although they were foreshadowed in a few earlier stories. The Three Laws are:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Happy Birthday, Roger Miller

Roger Miller

Roger Dean Miller (January 2, 1936 – October 25, 1992)

Roger Miller was an American singer, songwriter, and musician.
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SOAR

RIP Joe Cocker

John RobertJoeCockerOBE (May 20, 1944 – December 22, 2014) was an English rock and blues singer and musician who came to popularity in the 1960s. He was known for his gritty voice, spasmodic body movement in performance, and cover versions of popular songs, particularly those of The Beatles.

Cocker’s cover of The Beatles’ “With a Little Help from My Friends” reached number one in the UK in 1968. He performed the song live at Woodstock in 1969, and at the Party at the Palace concert for the Golden Jubilee of Elizabeth II in 2002. His version also became the theme song for the TV series The Wonder Years. His 1974 cover of “You Are So Beautiful“, reached number five in the US. Cocker was the recipient of several awards, including a 1983 Grammy Award for his US number one “Up Where We Belong”, a duet with Jennifer Warnes.

Joe Cocker died of lung cancer on December 22, 2014.

 

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year, Charlie Brown